Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.

"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006

Pollicking

The art of acting like you're twelve when you're nearly an adult. Includes, but is not limited to, stealing people's keys, driving away when somebody is walking to the car or trying to get in it, pretending to hit somebody then saying "two for flinching" or anything else that was cool/funny when we we're 12 years old.

Dude, quit Pollicking. We're 17, not 7.

by Don'tB_Mad October 3, 2012

potlicker

Low life, one who licks the toilet pot.

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006

Pollick

(verb) to get pollicked,... or a pimp or playa or mackin on someone to put your moves on her,... usually your boy stepping in to interrupt your game in the hopes he will steer the object of your affections away from your bed and into his. ... and he is very adept at the art,... to defeat him you need only send him a text message as this playa is easily distracted by personal communication devices, ROFLMAO !!!!

"I was putting the mac on this chick, but I got distracted by my pool game. When I turned around she was getting mac'ed by my boy and I realized that I had been pollicked."

by Happy Hack October 14, 2011

Poolicy

A course or principle of action adopted by an individual concerning whether or not they care if someone watches them poo.

Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.

Oh man, Morgan has an open door poolicy, he doesn't care who watches him shit.

by paulland January 2, 2015

poonickles

An alternative to saying shit.

P1: Haha checkmate biiitch!
P2: Ah poonickles.

by Poonickles March 13, 2009