Poocussion

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')

Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"

by Principal Midget December 13, 2010

Pokus

I love you in a made up language

Pokus Ema ❤

by Basmaisbaebitchhh April 18, 2016

poofus

poorly maintained pubic hair

"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."

by zachfree July 18, 2012

pookster

something very cute, funny, or a friend.

“hey pookster! How are you?”

“i’m good!”

by thepooksterpookie March 3, 2023

Poopus

A Term to Describe Ones Ass, Usually used in a Humorous or Sexual Connotation

1.I Took it up the Poopus Last Night & Im Really Sore.
2.That Guy Needs to Get his Head Out of his Poopus.
3.I Gave her a nice Poopus Plunging & Came Really Hard.

by Mark X Kelly May 23, 2006

Poonus

When you poop out of your penis.

Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.

by dolly29 August 8, 2017

pooks

common term for a way of doing the drug- hash. where im from, the method of putting a small piece of hash on a lit cigarette/cigar and filling a bottle with the smoke from it. Then inhaling all the air. Good times. Better than marijuana in my opnion. I think its called a bottle bong also.

Example: lets go find a nice place to park to rip some pooks

by banjo1111 October 23, 2010