A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
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by Itsmetriste July 8, 2021
Get the pongo duh mug.Pingo-Pongo is what happens when a woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. It usually happens when men are talking about man things such as being a man, doing ladies or living in the city. A woman then rudely interrupts by talking about knitting or something.
JOHN: Yes, I bought my most recent automobile for fifty grand.
EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.
MARY:John the baby's on fire!
JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!
EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.
EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.
MARY:John the baby's on fire!
JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!
EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.
by Betty Jackson April 11, 2010
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A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.
A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.
Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!
by TheTallestPsychonaut March 9, 2023
Get the Shroom pong mug.British slang dating from the mid to late nineteenth century, meaning soldiers. Soldiers were not popular at this time as Kipling’s poem Tommy shows (Barrack Room Ballads 1892). The word itself stems from expressions used by comedians in theatres and music halls to get a cheap laugh. The two that are most commonly quoted are "where the army goes the pong goes", or “when the wind blows the pong goes”, pong meaning smell. This quickly became pongoes meaning soldiers plural and pongo meaning an individual. Another possible explanation is that the soldiers were being likened to a large, hairy, smelly ape called a pongo. The expression is still in use today although not common, confined mainly to those who saw service in World War II or Korea (very few now) or who did National Service in Britain while this was still compulsory.
by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016
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