jazz poetry

Jazz poetry is poetry infused with the free improvisatory feeling or actual improvisational structure of Jazz. Whereas the poem is written, its emphasis is on conveying the rhythm and cadence of Jazz in the speaking or performance of it.

"Jazz poetry swings a rhythm the beat a cadence is free delights like Jazz itself is free and fresh and always in the groove."

by Professor Oblivious March 3, 2015

sex poetry

A piece of poetry describing ones sexual urges or experiences.

Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.

It worked!!!

by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020

pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

Urban Poetry

A Poem with no descriptions of nature. All Urban Poetry has true life experiences through people. Urban Poetry evokes thought through the human experience, without transcendence at the moment of the experience.

The Urban Poet always see's finality. In Urban Poetry: when you die, you die. In Urban Poetry when you love, it is real at that moment, your love never turns into flowers and drifts to the heavens.

by Artemis J Jones May 31, 2014

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

Pontarsonist

A person who repeatedly burns bridges. From the French 'pont', meaning bridge, and the English 'arsonist', meaning one who maliciously sets fire to property.

Jen used to have a lot of friends but she's such a pontarsonist that nobody talks to her anymore.

by neologismo March 6, 2011