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cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.
Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.
by Justro January 6, 2011
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Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.
Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.
by thesonofabob June 12, 2011
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sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more
my what large sweat puddles you have.
by monzy January 11, 2008
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oi with the poodles already

The hit new catch phrase soon to sweep the nation. created by Lorelei Gilmore of Gilmore Girls.
Man I'm telling you I have this feeling Oi with the poodles already is gonna be bigger than "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
by Lady X May 16, 2006
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Oy with the poodles already!

Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about, Willis?' right out of first place".
Girl 1: "Oh emm gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"

Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"
by jordanRIOT January 6, 2009
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Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
by Paddles01 September 16, 2008
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piddleshit

quit piddleshittin around!
by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017
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