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pornogoogled 

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.
1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.
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Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Pornocchio by Dreamz September 16, 2008

pornogamous 

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.
pornogamous by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

pornocopia 

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."
pornocopia by JScottBaird January 11, 2008
An extremely wholesome genre of films, that groups and families watch together on holidays such as Christmas, etc.
Son: Hey Mom, will Uncle Jack bring the Pornos with him?
Mom: Yes son, your uncle has a magnificent Porno collection.
Porno by DeathCustard April 19, 2020

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.
Pornog is a jargen term for the word pornography
I caught my broham watching pornog on the computer last night.
pornog by Buzz KILLER February 18, 2013