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Plantophile

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."
by King Shmallow June 17, 2007
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Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.
Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.
by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009
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Plano, Texas(frisco #2)

Plano, texas(frisco #2) is basically a replica of Frisco. Girls suck dick and then brag about cum shots up their nose. Some people think they are black and use the "n word pass" and then they think they are ghetto. They fuck anyone who asks them because they are a bunch of hoes whose only goal in life is to have a body count higher then their age. The kids come to school higher then their GPA and their pants lower then their IQ. Everyone gets laid like chickens and all the white girls tell their daddy and mommy to sue so they can get money for fucking pods. Majority of Plano kids hangout with Frisco kids because they want Frisco clout. Every bitch ass is flatter then SpongeBob face. And with that being said Plano Is dumb as fuck and should blow up. Also some white girl is probably going to sew me for writing this just so she can buy a fury dildo or sum shit.
My friend told me he wanted to kill himself so I told him if he wanted more pain to move to Plano, Texas(frisco #2)
by yeadude111 May 30, 2019
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Plange

Reference - The IT Crowd (television show)

A fictional word with no definition
That's a plange. A plange for the computers
by Garbil April 23, 2018
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Plano

Plano, Texas:

A city that is sometimes thought of as "all of America summarized into one city." In this city, there are at least 20 people from each region of the planet. The crime rate in Plano is usually minimal, however drug abuse occured often in the 90's. In the early 90's and late 80's Plano was a large town with few shopping centers and malls, until a building boom in the mid-90's occured.

Plano is often divided by young citizens, the West side and the East (also known as downtown Plano, or more crudely, the Ghetto- it is not very poor, however it isn't as new.) The West Side has more money per capita than the East side. East Planoites (usually of teenager age) describe West Planoites as snobby, rich bitches, spoiled, bored, and potheads. People from outside of Plano say such things about Plano, usually because they don't have anything better to do or they used to live there and got treated poorly.

Plano is also often known as unique or diverse. Most of the defintions of Plano on Urban Dictionary are hateful and poorly written, or completely opinionized. The best resource for info on Plano, historically and presently, is Wikipedia.
I live in Plano, and go to school at Plano West. A lot of people from East Plano and outside of Plano say cruel things to me or about me because of where I live; but their stereotypes are based off of people under the age of 18- I believe that wherever you go in America teenagers will be immature, inconsiderate, and/or rude, and that people who judge a city off of it's children are immature, too.
by Colin E. July 13, 2006
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plano west

All right, in response to all 3 previous "definitions," I'd like to say... well... they're 50% right, and mostly stereotypical. False assumptions, mainly. I know plenty of kids who went to Plano West who were considered "cool" without driving an expensive car, who were smart and earned their GPA's legitimately, and who weren't coke whores. Nevertheless, there were a good amount of students who fell under all three of those categories. It's unfair to those who went to Plano West, and remained down to earth, to be categorized as a Plano West "rich bitch." Touching off of that, regardless of the fact that their parents are well off, many of the kids who attend Plano West aren't stuck up whatsoever. People who drive nice cars, have nice clothes, and own nice things should never be considered stuck up... if anyone is able to buy nice things, that person is going to do so... and that says absolutely nothing about their character or personality. Just thought I would clear up the confusion, since the first two definitions were obviously written by people who do not/did not attend the school. If they did, they would know that they were wrong.
Guy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: Plano West
Guy: Oh, so you're rich? Why don't you drive a Range Rover?
Girl: Because I'm not rich...

there. and yes, this conversation has been had many times, i'm sure.
by RandomPlanoKid May 4, 2006
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pangolin

is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*
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