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plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.
by ppainter November 4, 2011
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plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback
"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"
by Pat February 11, 2005
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Pampered Potanist

A Pampered Potanist is one who emphasizes the use of cannabis based oils as an additive in health, wellness and beauty for healing and as an organic chemical free ingredient in cosmetics, spa and esthetics.
"Go and get a massage from a Pampered Potanist...the cannabis oils will relax , and soothe your aches and pains."

"That organic make up brand was created by a Pampered Potanist...she uses dye and chemical free ingredients and cannabis oils"
by The Pampered Potanist June 19, 2017
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Pampered Chef

A male recieving Head while cooking food at the stove.
While I was cooking some hamburger helper, yo momma gave me a pampered chef.
by Mike Bombeezy June 26, 2006
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Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
by Domesapp December 6, 2013
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glammered

A play on words a few levels deep. Here is the explanation:
Getting drunk can be called getting slammed or getting hammered: The combination of which has also become acceptable: slammered.

glammered, on the other hand, is the combination of glamour and hammered, meaning that you are getting drunk in a fancy way.
I just bought a couple bottles of wine, want to come over and get glammered?

Cocktail party at my place, come and get glammered.
by drugsarebadmkay November 13, 2017
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Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
by Duff McGee December 5, 2005
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