3 Piu Mandaments

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise

When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.

by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019

PIU

In automotive, "PIU" is an acronym for a Ford Police Interceptor Utility.

Hey, have you seen the new police departments PIU's?

by FruztalProjects October 15, 2022

Pius

This person is usually so stupid. And like eating alot.

I found a boy peeing by the roadside. Guess what It was a Pius 😂.

by callmefuckface November 25, 2021

pius boys

Pius boys are often caught lackin at chatswood with monty girls. half are hot the rest are ug.

“who are those fitties over there?”
“just those pius boys”

by suck on these fat nuts bruh June 1, 2022

pius mutiganda

my black friend thats emo

pius mutiganda is rad

by beansack baller May 4, 2022