pisstol

A "blanks/caps-only" revolver dat da firearms-store gives you (along wif a coupon good for unlimited "harmless" ammo-refills for a month) to use during da 30-day waiting-period dat dey make you fumingly suffer through before you can pick up da "real" handgun dat you purchased. Da theory/intention of this practice is to hopefully increase/enhance da effectiveness of this month-long "cooling-off period"... i.e., if you were wanting da gun because you were mad at someone and wanted to kill him, you could "totally knock yourself out" --- i.e., wrathfully blast away at said "offender" all you want --- wif da prop-gun for four-plus weeks, and then hopefully by da end of dat period, your anger towards said person would have sufficiently dissipated after seethingly directing hundreds of humongous satisfyingly-deafening muzzle-blasts and puffs of smoke in his direction, and so you would then either change your mind about buying da "real" gun in da first place, or at least you would not use said bang-stick to harm said "offender" --- or anyone else --- when you eventually did acquire it.

If all gun-shops would issue pisstols to first-time handgun-buyers during da waiting-period, I imagine there would be a noticeable decrease in shooting-murders/injuries.

by QuacksO August 9, 2019

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Ahh, Pissto

The relief of urinating after holding it in for ages.

A retake of the TV ad in the UK advertising Bisto Gravy.
Ahh, Bisto is the catchphrase when they smell the fresh new gravy.
Ahh, Pissto is the word you say when you finally take that piss and words need to express your relief

Mid peeing, shout the words Ahh, Pissto

by Yohan McD December 18, 2010

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