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Penguinitis

This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.

The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.

It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.

you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.

man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.

man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?

man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014
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penguinimic

The Penguin (bad guy from Batman) is a penguinimic.
by Jikosh October 23, 2005
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Penguinised

The state of an object or animal which has been converted, changed or tranformed in to a Penguin. When an animal to be penguinised, the process usually involves a horrific and multi-bladed machine.
Through the act of penguinisation, Sarah's puppy was penguinised.
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Pinguinea

The Republic of Pinguinea is a country founded in 2018 by a group of 7, known as our 7 Saviors. The Republic of Pinguinea is known for having the world’s smallest Military and nuclear arsenal.
Long Serve our 7 Saviors ~ The Republic of Pinguinea
by PrimeMinisterofPinguinea October 8, 2018
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Penguining

Penguining is the act of extremely rough anal sex that causes the recipient to walk crooked like a penguin for the following days.
Chad was totally Penguining Stacy last night and now she waddles like a penguin to ease the pain.
by Darkwarchief October 25, 2020
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Penguini Rizz

The type of rizz which is used by El Penguini himself, it is an art only he has mastered, with it he can grasp the attention of blonde girls in his building.
by El Penguini Jr January 25, 2023
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