Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

pinchin a high note

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

by funzoooo April 25, 2005

PunchLine

The witty part of a joke or rap. Also ends the joke or rap.

Rap: I met a girl named selest with big breasts, when she touched me , i was hard like a spanish test.
Joke: How does a zombie get pleasure.
He monsterbates.
Those are punchlines.

by Dunno what the f** that is. March 6, 2009

Walking punchline

to constantly be the brunt of jokes.

Gavin is the walking punchline of his own life.

by RoofRoof January 10, 2008

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

backwards pinching crab

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.

Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.

by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014