pimpnic

A small gathering of friends, or business associates, enjoying a healthy outdoor meal (possibly in a park or a lake), followed by a fun game; such as slap-dat-ho, or sell dis bizzo.

Yo luke, we be late fo da pimpnic, hurry up and get yo chains.

by GangstaCoda June 21, 2007

el pimpo

Being incredibly cool in every way possible.

Did you see Az macking that hottie in his sweet ride, he's such an el pimpo.

by Scotty Matheson July 31, 2007

Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

by Nick D February 19, 2003

Pimpoozled

A shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a Pimp getting pimpslapped. It happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the Pimp community. Hoe floods, hoe droughts, Uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. Never get Pimpoozled. Ever.

Pimp #1: "You know Hoe-ricane Katrina?"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"

by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

Pimpocracy

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.

You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.

by Paul August 24, 2004

parking-lot pimpin'

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes

I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!

by Nick D March 31, 2003

Pimpin' Pens

The act of writing a song.

They see me paid, pimpin' pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my
belly.

by Thrice June 19, 2006