shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Phlomit

Forceful and uncontrollable evacuation of ones sinus matter, phlegm and saliva due to sickness or vigorous coughing.

That monster bong hit caused Jeremy to PHLOMIT all over the couch.

by hornet1973 September 24, 2007

Ploomer

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.

Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Phoomp

n. A large, unshaved bush (pubic hair).
Comes from the sound the phoomp makes as it's released from under tight underwear - Phoomp!

"I was preparing to go down on this sweet honey, when all of a sudden her phoomp exploded in my face!"

"I bet that hippie chick has a giant phoomp!"

by anemul February 8, 2007

phoom

Elephant flatulence.

1950's London, 2 well dressed Congolese doctors having a corridor debate in a hospital. Its 'phoom', says one. Its 'phoowm' says the other. Nasal English doctor sidles up, I think you'll find it's 'womb'. Nah, mate, they say. You wouldn't know about elephant flatulence.

by BenTheRed October 1, 2005

Phloof

The loose extra skin around a dogs neck.

My dogs phloof provides a pillowy cushion for her to rest in when she lays down.

by foxgirlfire October 22, 2014

monela apadom ploom ploom

Can be used to imply that the person who is trying to be humorous is infact unfunny and is boring you. Has its roots in Latin

"This comedian sucks!!! Monela apadom ploom ploom!"

by Jareth October 12, 2003