Philemon

A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

by fick off April 18, 2018

phemoric

when you feel exceptionally girly and happy, especially if it's because you're wearing a skirt or a pink shirt, etc.

from the sounds of 'female' and 'euphoric' blended together

aka: femoric

A: I feel so happy today! It must be because I'm wearing a skirt!

B: You are feeling phemoric then!

by Bemi June 25, 2005

Phlempathy

Sharing and or understanding someones suffering due to an abundance of phlem

If you heard Libby's cough and saw the shit she's been spitting up you would have alot of phlempathy for her too.

Libby and Tracy were at home chatting. Tracy says, "I cant stop hacking up this nasty green shit" Libby replies, "GROSS"!! "Go cough that shit up somewhere else its making me sick" Tracy quickly replies, "Fuck off, you have no phlempathy for me you chode smuggler!"

by slangbangyourmom January 15, 2011

Phleminist

Someone who is pro phlegm and doesn't believe in a clear oesophagus.

"Stop spitting!"
"God, you're such a phleminist."

by GastonThickNeck February 1, 2013

Philemo

When a comment or question is deep and philosophical, but still sad and brooding enough to be considered emo.

A: If i died tomorrow, how much would my family care...how little would the world?
B: Wow Bob, that was philemo.

by aproy October 15, 2017

Phlem bender

The act of sniffing so hard in which you bring not only the snot from your sinuses. But also the pure phlem of your lungs. You will be able to taste it for weeks if done right.

Friend- *Intensely snorts/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear your phlem bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019