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Philanthropist

What famous and obnoxiously rich people like to call themselves for positive publicity.
Priyanka Chopra: "I'm not just a bird-brained celebrity, I'm a philanthropist!"
by Thatguy927105 November 25, 2019
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philthy lopez

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, then replaces it into her vagina smearing her excretment in and around her vagina.
"Hey Duece have you ever even done a philthy lopez?"
"Regular philthy or Extra philthy?"
by Kozbot January 15, 2007
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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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PHILTHY Peacock

A sexual position where the male while laying next to the female takes his closest hand to her and places it under her ass inserting his thumb into her vagina. Then while rotating his thumb in a swirling motion moving it in and out, taking the other hand and messaging the clit at the same time. While the thumb is inside her, his fingers will be sticking straight up and fanned out like a Peacock, thus the name. This move was invented as a human substitute for the famous Rabbit sex toy used my women all over the world. Women can actually pull this move off on their own if desired.
Girl: Phil came over last night and gave me the PHILTHY Peacock. It's so amazing I don't even need my Rabbit anymore.

Friend: Wow, I guess that's why they call him PHILTHY! You totally have to show me that someday so I can teach Brad.
by TheZeus10 January 20, 2010
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philanthropreneur

A modern-day mixture between the entrepreneur who made his/her fortune and then setting his/her mind to meddling in philanthropic activity
Tom Hunter is an philanthropreneur of today, walking the tracks of Andrew Carnegie
by elric_vh June 21, 2010
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Philanthroplasty

noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.
In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.
by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015
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philanthropy

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.
As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.
by George Sorhed August 5, 2022
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