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phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.
by T January 6, 2005
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Pankster

Commonly mixed up with a wankster (wannbe/white gangster), a pankster is the peaceful version of a gangster. Panksters set out to try and demolish the common sterotypes of gangsters. While dress, speech, and personas vary in panksters, they generally dress with pants low on hips, wife beater tank tops, and over sized shirts. The things that set them apart are the fact that they will adorn symbols of peace on the person(s), and attempt to use peace to diffuse stressful situations.
Jill: Hey, did you see the fight at lunch today?
Beth: No, what happened?
Jill: Marcus almost punched Jake's lights out.
Beth: Why didn't he?
Jill: Steve, the local Pankster stepped in and straightened things out.
by Kkia22 July 1, 2009
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Pranksgiving

Noun

The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Phansite

A website made to resemble the in-game website of the same name from Persona 5. However, what started as a harmless website made for Persona related discussion, ended up turning into a cesspool of RP and memes.
1. "Mishima gave the Phansite a new update! Radical!"

2. The Phansite was a mistake.
by Imtherealklib October 13, 2017
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Phangks

How idiots spell “Thanks” in text messages to prove their non-existent quirkiness.
A: Phangks u!
B: What? You want to plank me? Is plank a verb?
A: nu I mean thanks
B: Why would you use a nonsensical form of a word that is longer than the actual word itself?
A: bcs im so smart and cunning!
B: STFU.
by Kapplt November 7, 2020
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happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.
Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!
by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017
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Phinkster

Do you flex your phinkster?

Does your phinkster itch?

Are you flaunting your phinkster?

Dude, your phinkster stinks.
by Mikayla' March 16, 2008
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