To pester

To have this chick named Suzanne that drives ya mud butt having ass fucking nuts( at times ) ( not all times but.....). To be pestered by a chick named Suzanne!!!!

Man that chick Suzanne will not allow me to pester and come visit her. I hella need to talk to her but she's playing grab ass!

by Yo dowdy July 23, 2019

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016

pestertxt

When you're attempting to prepare for finals or some other important life event and your deadbeat friends keep pestering you with useless text messages.

Sorry for the pestertxt, good luck with your finals!

by A. Concerned Citizen May 17, 2016

PETTERY

The utmost in pettyness; to dabble in petty acts; the culmination of multiple petty acts; a step up from foolery

Look at this pettery my boss sent me in this email.

by pdot727 March 6, 2018

Pester

A religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 25, 2021

Pesterize

1. Acting like a pest.

2.When someone(s) are pokeing at your nerves.

All my ex-boyfriend knows how to do is pesterize me.

by DIablosPrIncess November 20, 2021