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Permawest

Coming from the combination of 'permanent' and 'west'. The latter meaning when somebody does something very unusual, that they wouldnt normally do (usually under the influence of marijuana).

Permawest is when one adopts a constant west state and they are a shadow of the person they used to be.
Guy 1: 'hey dude have you seen Adam recently?'
Guy 2: 'not for a few years, last i heard he went permawest, started wearing bucket hats and shades indoors and wouldn't leave the house after he broke up with his girlfriend'
by Plewsican May 18, 2014
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Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012
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Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.
Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.
by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016
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Pernament

The meaning of long lasting
Not Permanent, PERNAMENT!!
“This sharpie on the wall is Pernament!”
by M. H. M July 4, 2023
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Permanent Vacation

A permanent vacation occurs when an employee decides their vacation away from the company will indeed be permanent. This term coincides with the term "permanent break," simply being when an employee doesn't come back from break.
"It doesn't look like Eduardo will be coming back to work from his vacation. Looks like it was a permanent vacation for him."
by Yeyeeeee123 December 8, 2019
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Permanent Wedgie

A "permanent wedgie" is when the following happen:

The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.

Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.

melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
After losing a bet, I had to get a permanent wedgie and keep it on for one hour
by wedgort November 16, 2009
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permanent zero

A grade that will be put in as a zero and not be replaced. Example: HR Block Budget Challenge
The teacher said that a permanent zero would be given to Misa and Zi because they have not completed their assignments.
by JJBudgetChallenge May 23, 2017
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