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pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.
The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004
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penophobic

my wife is very penophobic
by Nick December 25, 2004
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Xenophobe

Basically, to hate or be afraid of people from different cultures, religions or ethnic origins.

Comes from the word xenophobic.
If you are ever caught doing something racist use this word in your defence.
by Jade November 23, 2003
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pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.
Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,
by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008
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pedophobephobe

Someone who has an abnormal fear of someone who has an abnormal fear of children. Usually related to a fear that the pedophobe might harm children. Does not necessarily imply pedophilia in such a person.
Anna is the pedophobephobe of the neighborhood.
by Peter I. Staker October 16, 2008
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Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles
Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!
by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020
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penephobic

"People say I'm prude because I don't put out, but I'm really just penephobic."
by allyssaashleyy December 30, 2007
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