Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Penisalicious

When the dick is just too, too much.

Hey, did you see Jerry last night?
I did, his dick was penisalicious.

by NebuTekk January 11, 2016

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 22, 2022

Penisocchio

A man who lies about the size of his penis especially in gay hook-up sites.

"I hooked-up this guy from Craigslist who said that he had a 9 inch cock. Miss thing turned out to be a total Penisocchio - his dick was like 4 inches.

by Artistrygano January 29, 2009

penison

when two penises think in unison

guy 1: dude, that girl is hot

guy 2: dude, she is hot

guy 1: ya, our penises are in penison

by SEXY SANJ April 25, 2010