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touch penises

1. when two penises touch

2. when you hang out with a male friend a lot, usually used from male to male
"hey man erik's hella cool"
"well why dont you go touch penises with him you like him so much"
by highknightjuice December 17, 2007
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Exactly what it says
Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
by jacob256 November 5, 2014
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If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.
If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.
by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016
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get pantsless

the act of taking off pants for sexual activity.
to take off pants for sexual activity.
Chris: "So, wanna go get pantsless in my car?"

Suzie: "No! What kind of girl do you think I am?"
by asheee July 17, 2011
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Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit
Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
by JakePealy May 31, 2017
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penicles

penis and testicles together--from the ancient and little known Greek god "Penicles" (pronounced peena cleez') who was the god of male genitalia a very early forerunner and inspiration to Freud who connected everything with sex
My penicles were itching and I couldn't find any baby powder.
by Bill Jackson July 25, 2006
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bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.
The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
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