peniscus

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.

Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!

by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

penisaurus

the biggest wang you have ever seen.

when that penisaurus entered my vagina it tore!

by dick a lick March 21, 2009

penisaurus

Ginormous monster mainly looking like a dick

and to your left there is a penisaurus

by thatfrenchdude July 17, 2011

Peniculus

1 - From the prodelision used by Plautus in his work, "Menaechmi". Formed from the words "Penis" and "culus", it means "Precious penis".
2 - conventionally, a sponge.

1 - Jack's mom thinks that mine is a Peniculus
2 - I cleaned Jeff's mom using my peniculus.

by Drew Roth October 30, 2006

penisaurus rex

the condition of a mans penis after he ejaculates

his penis is so small when it's in it's penisaurus rex mode.

by boomchild56 December 15, 2014

peniscuous

Someone who is always referring to penises, want to graple or grope the penis in question. Someones general appearance you can just tell they are all about the penis. It dominates they're daily lifestyle.

Oh my god, jake you are so peniscuous! Why do you always have to make penis comments or jokes & pretend to man-handle my dolandle.

by gecko 011 bwn July 1, 2010

peniscrushed

to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak

"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"

by michael razen November 14, 2006