Pieness, derived from the word pie, is a word used to describe someone who is special and dear to you. It can also resemble words of endearment such as ‘cupcake’, ‘cutie pie’, ‘lover’ etc.
Good morning my pieness, I miss you so much my pieness. You are looking so beautiful pieness. “How is the most beautiful lady in the land doing? My pieness!”
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"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."
"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."
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Get the Penisseur mug.an insane kickass mother fucker from Port Elizabeth in South Africa with huge breasts and is slightly crazy who carries around a pocket knife to kill anybody who disses PE.
its amy barclay and kelly thompson.. flip, they're so gangster.. look how big their pe-ness is
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you cant handle my pe-ness
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Get the pe-ness mug.Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.
Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
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Get the penass mug.A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.
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