pencil sharpener

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy

My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.

by Jack Quinn October 16, 2005

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.

Where is my pencil sharpener?

by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022