Coo-Peltin

Coo(cow)peltin is the pastime in Greenock,Scotland,where the locals go up into the hills and throw dried cow shite at the grazing animals!
Usually when after a large amount of drink is taken of an evening!

At wis a rerr bevvy lads,lets go an dae some Coo-Peltin!

by heidcase February 8, 2007

Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019

Piloting

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.

Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.

by UnMonito February 19, 2020

Peloton girl

The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.

My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.

by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022

peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023