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pecker wrecker

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up
by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004
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Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
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Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker
by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014
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Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker
Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/
by The-grub69 April 12, 2011
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Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.
Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.
by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009
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Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.
Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.
by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014
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A little yeasty on the peckeroo

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.
Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?
by Vodka23 October 16, 2008
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