peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

pedofile

A computer file containing child pornography.

His PC is full of pedofiles.

by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006

Pedofile

A file on a computer that pedos use to store and save their child porn.

Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."

by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007

peeooping

When you go to pee and end up pooping a little bit too. Or vice versa, when you go to poop and end up peeing simultaneously.

Monica went to the restroom because she needed to go pee. Once she started to urinate, a little bit of poop began to come out simultaneously. She didn't even realize she had to poop...she ended up peeooping.

by BondJ August 17, 2015

Pedofeeler

Someone who's sexually attracted to pedophiles

"I think Jermey's a pedofeeler."

"What?"

"His girlfriend's a pedophile."

by yurtyopuptheslop September 6, 2018

Peeft

So unfathomably pissed off that you have a breakdown

“Yo Im straight up peeft bro”

by Peeftup November 6, 2019

peeoo

To pee and poo at the same time

I need to pee, no, poo, no, peeoo?!

by Knowledge Boy December 8, 2019