Weenie Peenie

A word used to discribe someone with a small penis.

Jeez... I love him so much but he has such a weenie peenie! I cant take it!

by PussyGoLucky August 10, 2019

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005

chocolate peenie pop

when a girl slathers melteh chocolate all over a penis and proceeds to suck it off like a lolipop. yum!

I had the best chocolate peenie pop last night! Happy ending and all!

by peenloverz==D March 23, 2010

Peenie

A mother's juvenille term for the word "Penis"

Boy, Alex sure does have a small peenie!

by LCH22 September 12, 2007

peenie pouch

the collection of fat in the pubic region of overweight men.

Your dick wouldn't look so small if you didn't have such a big peenie pouch, you fat bastard.

by irishinch March 26, 2011