Pearl Jam

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

by Chels January 24, 2004

Pearl Jam

The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.

"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."

by the truth about james April 25, 2017

Pearl Jam

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it

I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam

by Saxxon September 27, 2005

Pearl Jam

Sorry, fool. They are a great band.

Pearl Jam puts on one of the best live performances.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Pearl Jam

Gods gift to music. The greatest band in the world. If you dont like them I'm coming to your house to kill you and your family.

Pearl Jame is so awesome and sexy.

by Seth the Mitchell November 17, 2004

Pearl Jam

An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress.

Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.

1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam.

2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.

by el Uste November 12, 2003

Pearl Jam

the inability to cum.

Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.

by Butcher's Pal July 24, 2009