Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019

Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.

"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."

by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.

I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.

by Dan Devine October 17, 2004

Peanuts

1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.

2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.

3. A petty offense.

1. Jim:"I'm just reading one of the classic Peanuts comic strips in today's newspaper."

2. Elephant:"I don't know what it is about them but these are delicious."

3. Billy Bob:"This is ridiculous, I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for stealing a stick of gum, I'm in here for peanuts. While drug users and violent criminals sometimes don't spend a single day in jail."

by Layko January 17, 2006

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Peanis

Peanis is a penis that is the size of pea! So very small!

As he pulled his pants down she couldn't stop laughing at this peanis

by DarkKnighttt March 12, 2017