payroll ramirez

The freshest nigga living. Hes fine and gots good dick, hes everyones dream. Truly the last of a dying breed

Girl1: omg i love my man payroll ramirez hes perfect

Girl2:Damm i wish i had payroll ramirez
Guy: i wish i was payroll ramirez

by P.ramirez1212 October 9, 2021

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

payroll

Somethin' bitches be after

Honey, give me your payroll for me to go buy you some "condoms"

by Jklein11 April 3, 2014

payroll troll

A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.

Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.

by Actsolotl February 5, 2010

SNOW PATROLLED

When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.

"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"

by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009

Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020