fart patio

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.
"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)
by al-in-chgo July 02, 2015
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Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months
I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio
by Meniscus January 02, 2022
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patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.
Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.
by Peters November 23, 2005
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Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).
No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.
by Gumby777 August 11, 2011
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gypsy's patio

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio
by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 20, 2007
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Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.
Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.
by beercules September 16, 2013
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Patio Kid

A teenager who spends their time on the patio of their high school, usually by skating there.
“He’s such a patio kid - all he does is smoke shit after school.”
by TacoMaster33 November 26, 2020
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