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patroned

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"
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Patroner

When you have a boner after drinking Patron
I have a really big Patroner right now
by Barak greg cohen January 13, 2011
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Pathogenic

Spreading false news, to cause damage to people around you.
'I didn't study for the test,' said Chipo, in the presence of her friends. Her friends felt relieved because they too didn't touch their books.

Results come out: she gets 1 wrong

Brothers response: She's pathogenic, I said Pathogenic! don't listen to her! She didn't even eat supper, to make matters worse she didn't eat breakfast too before the test. Seriously Pathogenic.
by Victims/ weekend bros September 22, 2019
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Acute Pathogen

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!
by bamoozle May 14, 2011
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pythonese

a language used by certain people who love monty python's flying circus
pythonese in progress.
python 1: what's that penguin doin on the telly?
python2: pinin' for the fjords.
by smashboy April 13, 2008
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Pathoren

An overwhelming feeling of completion and being as a whole; Superiority; A sense of distinction.
A pathoren feeling washed over him as he realized that at this moment, this is exactly where he belonged. No worries or cares, just close friends and good memories.
by Seruntul October 25, 2009
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Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
by Witness #3 February 3, 2013
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