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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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Pashmam fer khord

Pashmam fer khord is an iranian slang that is used almost by all people in iran. In a situation that is too shoking And it's used like this
My hair got curly

It means I'm so suprised
A:I picked up like 3 chickens yesterday!

B:really??? Good for you! Pashmam fer khord
by Hezare February 25, 2019
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pashmam rikht

Pashmam rikht is an irainian slang means: I lost my hairs.
"Pashm"mrans usless hairs on body and "rikht" means pouring but in this slang means losing.
When you are shocked you can say: pashmam rikht.
A:"BOOOOOO"
B: Pashmam rikht!!!

A:How was the exam?
B:Awful. Pashmam rikht.
by A.778 May 29, 2019
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Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P November 2, 2008
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Pashtun

An Ethnic Group soon to go extinct like the dinosaurs ...

Because Idiot Gul Khans are Brainwashed by the Pakistani media and Hardcore Saudi Funded Islamic Salafists and fail to do their independent research to breakout of their brainwashing.

But Miss Gujjar, Gul Khans ex Girlfriend will summon holy the White magic with lots of Milk !
Gul Khans will summon Meteor to wipe out his people, the Pashtuns
by Teachology December 25, 2022
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Pashmless

Similar to Iranian(Persian) slang, "Pashmam", is the state of after being amazed or scared of something that you lose your useless hairs of body or pashm(s)
Every time I think that I have been working remotely for two years and can listen to Louis C.K at the same time, I become pashmless .
by pi0 August 9, 2021
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Pashitick

The combination of pathetic and shit the ultimate level of sub standard performance
Matt orfords performance was pashitick!
by Fullstopltd June 12, 2011
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