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Parson's Law

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013
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Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.
Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.
Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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prison mule

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.
If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019
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prison magnet

A very deeply embedded and difficult to alter piece, inside of many folks, which draws them inside again and again.
This prison magnet just keeps pulling me back in here, it’s insanely powerful.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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Parson Brown

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.
The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.
by bsmeb October 18, 2006
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