parabasic

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.

Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.

by Papermedic October 17, 2012

Parakophobia

Fear of being watched while no one is arround

When I'm alone, I feel like something or someone is watching me even though I know that no ones there. I think I might have parakophobia.

by ZoudyWasTaken January 23, 2021

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

Paramagician

A paramedic who works his magic, such as paramedicinal voodoo to bring patients back from the dead.

That Paramagician is so mystical yet amazing!

by paragodz September 9, 2013

parakoopa

A type of flying turtle in the world of Mario they are loyal worriors to Bowser.

the most famous parakoopa is parakarry.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda January 21, 2005

parakeet

mini-parrots that live 15-18 years if taken good care of.
Parakeets can talk.
Parakeets are cheap.
Parakeets are sweet.
Parakeets can sing.
Meaning: BEST PET!
(Parakeets can sometimes be bossy)

Tweet!
Chirp!
ACK!
Fwoat!
Jeff: Tweet!
Bob: You're not a Parakeet!

by private December 10, 2003

Paratard

An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.

Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f'in around on the internets or watching Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."

by Yog_Shoggoth January 15, 2011