pants

The only place where you can pee and it feels good.

Joe peed his pants twenty times in one day.

by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018

pants

A verb used to express the action of pulling down someone's pants, usually by surprise. To "double pants" someone is to pull down both their pants and underwear at the same time.

That guy over there thought it was funny to pants me.

by Ainolketta July 6, 2005

pants

a word homosexuals use to describe the act of anal intercourse.

After watching a man JO in the Gold's Gym showers, Chris turned around and took it in the pants.

by Timmy PE January 6, 2005

pants

1) An item of clothing which many people seem to have a complicated love/hate relationship with.
2) An ending to a sentence when you can't think of anything else to say, because you're tired or awkward, as opposed to trailing off and leaving an awkward silence.

1) This morning I felt like wearing pants, but right now my legs beg to be free!
2) "...And that's when I realized I'd known her all along but had forgotten her face... Erm, pants."

by Luna July 25, 2004

pants

The things you wear on yout legs. They protect you from the cold and cover up your underwear, also taken off before sex.

"hey I'd like to get in your pants"

by Kim Fiedler June 3, 2006

pants

An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context.

You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS!

Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

by Liz November 20, 2003

pants

an article of clothing that is meant to be taken off

dude i love these pants...ON MY FLOOR!!

by the nudist on strike June 6, 2009