mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

by FayeFleurDeLis October 21, 2010

Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.

Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)

by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

Happy Pains

The aching soreness and bruising one gets the day after an insanely intence, yet fun workout.

Dude, I'm feeling crazy happy pains from overdoing it at the gym yesterday. I know man, I've been training so hard in krav Maga that I've had happy pains everywhere for a month straight!

by Zzffmomentum1 October 16, 2011

Super Adelle and the Hunger Pains

Possibly the greatest female band in existence. So great in fact that they need not posess any music or talent. Members include Super Adelle (lead vocals), Crackpot Cabbie (Guitarist), Giada Glade (Bassist) and Hurricane Danie (Drummer). www.myspace.com/superadelleandthehungerpains

I saw Super Adelle and the Hunger Pains last night at CBGB's and they totally RaWk MaH sOx!!!

by Crackpot Cabbie March 12, 2005

ally cat pains

The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones.

Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.

- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.

Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.

Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.

by wolfdg*8in<3&light November 28, 2009