Paddle it

v. To beat off; masturbate

"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."

by C bukowski October 7, 2007

Paddle and Peach

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.

Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!

by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

paddle bitch

a sexy bitch

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man

by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

by Tecniq April 27, 2008