Worst NFL team ever. Might as well be packin' D's in there B-holes. Rogers is probably gay.
Person 1: You catch that Packers game this weekend?

Person 2: No, sorry. I dont bat from that side of the plate...
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 23, 2010
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<<They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).>> I am quoting Crazyswordsman... Try again buddy - the population of Appleton is 70,000...Green Bay's is 102,000. Check your math.

Ever hear of Ashwaubenon, WI? That's where Lambeau Field is (a suburb of GB). So I guess you were close...Appleton is bigger than Ashwaubenon.
Green Bay Packers, Inc., has been a publicly-owned, non-profit corporation since Aug. 18, 1923.
The Green Bay Packers organization is committed to working to improve the lives of people in all walks of life in Wisconsin and Upper Michigan.
by Green Bay area resident March 24, 2005
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The best football team to ever wear yellow spandex! Also known as the winners of the super bowl in 2011!
You here about the packers? They have fans that wear cheeseheads!
by Secret1995 February 7, 2011
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NFL team, created in the 20's that instantly succeeded in the NFL, winning games, and more importantly, Superbowls. First Superstar quarterback leading the young packers to Championships was Bart Starr. They also won the first Superbowl in history against the Kansas City Chiefs. Later in the franchise they acquired superstar, all-star, future hall-of-fame quarterback, Brett Favre in 1992. In which the packers traded a first round pick for Brett Favre, which proved to be one of the most lucky, controversial trades in all of sports history. Then during his 16 years with the Green Bay Packers he racked up records in MVP selections, consecutive starts as a quarterback (including playoffs), wins by a starting quarterback, passing touchdowns, passing yards, passing completions, passing attempts, and career games with at least 3 touchdowns. In 2008 Favre retired, but not before changing his mind in July. But the Packers would not allow him back, stating "the train had left the station and they were ready to move on." The New York Jets then took their chance on Favre and it seems to be paying off, as he won his debut game for the Jets. The Packers now rely on Long-time back-up quarterback, Aaron Rodgers to lead them. This also seems to be working out well, as Aaron Rodgers won in his first start for the Packers, not to mention against the Packers bitter rivals, the Minnesota Vikings on national television, on Monday Night Football. We will just have to watch and see what the future will hold for Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the Green Bay Packers.
The Packers beat the Vikings on Monday Night Football.
by afimcr28@yahoo.com September 11, 2008
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A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.
Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
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A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.
"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"
by thethizzkid December 13, 2020
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