Palumbo

Midget that swears like a soldier and kicks the ass of anyone who hurts his friends.

Do I really need one? Palumbo is enough said.

by Rook takes King February 20, 2010

palumboed

a series of bad luck lasting greater than 25 years. Typical response to every situation is "good one god"

the useage is heavier if your Italian.

He lost the coin toss 11 straight times. He sure as shit got palumboed.

by Chris Luck January 7, 2005

publumpkin

publumpkin is like a blumpkin, receiving oral pleasure while excrementing, but only in a public restroom.

Mary Joe was asked by Billy Bob to give him a publumpkin, while stopped at the Flying J truck stop.

by cale armantrout February 6, 2006

palumple

people who are passed retarted
retarted

julie and jillian
we are passed mentally retarted
therefore being palumple

julie and jillian are so palumple.

by isdufh May 6, 2008

Pabluxis

A term that denotes a chubby little boy with a 10.57 millimeter dick. He is often mistaken for an autistic bonobo on drugs and maybe a little insane. It is often said that when Pabluxis was conceived, the sperm that fertilized his egg was smoking weed when it penetrated the shell of his opioid-addicted egg. When he was born, his parents were so disappointed in the size of his dick that they cast him off to the side of the road in the middle of a small village in Nigeria. He is also a wannabe hipster who has little to no fashion sense except for plaid flannel shirts and floppy beanies.

Wow. Pabluxis is so stupid. I cant Believe he actually thinks that he is a hipster!

by awesomeplp9 May 2, 2018

parblumkin

Getting a blowjob from a fat chick, whilst taking a crap

Kristal, Would you give me a parblumkin

by T-mate July 23, 2018

PaBlu

The coolest grandpa, hailing from East Texas. He’s a baadd mofo!!

My PaBlu is the coolest G-pa ever!!

by JazziJennei November 23, 2021