oyster spot

The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.

"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."

by spacey_bacey December 8, 2014

oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

by niharissmart1 October 13, 2018

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

Serbian Oyster Stew

Multiple dudes wading through a spread open vagina (using a speculum for best results) that is filled with vomit, feces, and oyster meat to get to the pearl at the very end.

Chad, Todd, Ryan, and Brent stirred and scooped their way to the prize awaiting them in Aubrey's filthy sausage wallet. This was a challenging dish of Serbian Oyster Stew.

by MrBlonde724 April 4, 2019

Oyster Shucker

Common Pleb

Oi cobba you’re a full blown oyster shucker

by Yeh go on November 7, 2020

oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.

She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.

by KBI2113 May 17, 2014

Oyster Swipe

When you are swiping a female and u pull out and then swipe into an oyster shell with the oyster still in it and then the female slurps up that oyster swipe.

U know u have a seasoned female when her line in reference to an oyster swipe is, "Pass me some lemon and Tabasco for this oyster swipe."

by The Calfinator April 18, 2008