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Brea Olinda High School 

It's a school with an innate ability to make the most coordinated person loose all balance and begin to stumble into other people while navigating the campus.

*This anomaly occurs within a 500 meter radius potentially affecting the nearby continuation school, Brea Canyon High School.
Example in a sentence: Hey I noticed that you can't walk properly in public spaces, is it safe to assume you attend Brea Olinda High School?
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Brea Olinda High School 

It's a school on a hill. That should be enough to explain, but here's some more details...
It's a place where the staff drive around in golf carts so much you'd swear they were practicing for a real-life Mario Kart race. A place where they spend $4,000 on Operation: Russia instead of bettering the wi-fi and their technology. A place where the teachers go from being cool to strict by the end of the year due to how chaotic the place is. A place where pizza and fast food is delivered because the students spend overtime with their extracurricular activities.
The teachers are often a case of hit and miss. Some teachers are exceptional and actually make you want to learn. Some teachers make you wanna shank them. And others couldn't restore order if their life depended on it because they keep getting run over by a metaphorical car.
The rallies there also seem to be run by communists because no matter how much effort the others put in, the points always go to the Seniors. They could all ditch the rallies and still somehow win. Often, the best events end up being the performances in between of the major announcements, ranging to somewhat mediocre to pretty good.
Overall, it's okay. Not the best, but certainly not the worst.
Fun fact: There is one teacher who is universally hated by every sophomore that takes their class at Brea Olinda High School.
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Orinda by leadtowel August 14, 2010
the hood. population all white people, except for about 4 asians. shit happens. but we roll with it.
Watch out for those peeps from orinda, their dangerously white.
orinda by FROM DA ORINDA HOOD January 18, 2005
Home of the notorious street gang G-10 and the rap group Main Affiliate, Orinda is a town located in the East Bay Area. The majority of the town is white with the others being asian. All are extremely rich. The children are either extremely smart, extreme stoners, or both. Many children there fancy themselves as "gangstas" and represent the hyphy movement of the east bay.
Look at that wanksta stoner. He must be from Orinda.

Orinda kid: Yo man, I'm rich, smart and a straight up G bitch.
Oakland kid: I'm sorry i don't speak white.
orinda by hyphy movement June 16, 2006
a fucking sexxy ass girl who knows how to PARTY !!
wow she is sooo an OLINDA !
olinda by nalliexD January 11, 2008
orinda is a small town full of money,...and the ganja. all must bow down to their heiness (the finest)

51st richest city in america
9th best highschool in california

there are no blax in orinda, only money and purple.
Orinda by malcolm-x April 30, 2006