Ottawa

Ottawa is the capital city of Canada. The population of the city is 820,000. Ottawa is a city that has seen massive growth in every sector in the last 15 years. It is a clean, beautiful city and attracts tourists all year around. Home to many museums, the Peace Tower and Parliament Hill, the finest restaurants and plenty of trendy bars, clubs and eateries in the Byward Market.

Also, the home to two casinos, the best gentlemen's clubs where you can put your hands all over the merchandise, an NHL franchise in the Ottawa Senators and a significant population of French-Canadians and Somalians. Low violent crime rate and easy to get around.

I rate Ottawa as the second coolest city in the country after Calgary. This is a city on the rise; being just a sleepy government town isn't what it is any longer.

Oh yeah, nasty winters with snow and ice but people love that kind of weather and they need it for the Rideau Canal (longest skating rink in the world) and Winterlude.

So Ottawa is fine. It just isn't Las Vegas...although you could pretend!

I lived in Ottawa for 31 years. Fine city. It beats Las Vegas in several regards.

by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006

Ottavio

Gay bitch of a queer that nobody likes. I hope he jumps into a lake and gets fisted by a faggot frog.

Imagine being a fag like Ottavio.

by Flaming Turkey November 30, 2021

Ottawa U

There's a hole in the city and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
2-3-4
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...

person 1: what is that?

person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....

by ray ray lolitaaa February 3, 2009

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012

Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018

Otay

a thing that stupid girls say when they think they're being cute in saying it

"hey get me a fork"

"otay"

"SHUT UP BITCH!"

by MBZ November 3, 2003

Ottawa Hills

A small town in Ohio that is surrounded by Toledo but is technically its own town. Has a nicer school district and lower crime rate. It is also inhabited by rich people.

Bob: So what's Ottawa Hills like?
Joe: It's like the Beverly Hills of Toledo.

by gfdhasl February 18, 2013