My homework was Oatmanned
by TheOneWhoHidesInTheShadows March 15, 2011
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Get the Hayyu Osman mug.Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!
Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!
Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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A clan of gingers originated in central nebraska. A mild tempered species, these gingers prey on hopes and dreams and unlike most gingers this clan does have a soul.
"Them are some nice gingers, must be of the Ostrander clan."
"I thought they were extinct?"
"No they still be hanging around stealing hopes and dreams"
"dang"
"I thought they were extinct?"
"No they still be hanging around stealing hopes and dreams"
"dang"
by THEJUNGLECAT February 11, 2010
Get the Ostrander mug.A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.
1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?
2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.
2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.
by deskjet08 May 18, 2014
Get the Ostrander Abortion mug.Guy who never eats cuz of wrestling and loves his gf annd likes roasting people. Is a good friend. A little ghetto.
by Be.you.tif.ull January 4, 2016
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