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Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!
Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!
Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!
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An opportunity to exploit, mishandle, or spoil, which due to the promise of immediate benefit, is attractive regardless of long-term consequence.
Activision recognized that releasing 25 Guitar Hero products in 2009 could backfire, but they just could not resist the rape-ortunity.
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I was up in a bird stand when I spotted this grey tufted titmouse.i got so excited I started ornithibating! I came so hard I almost dropped my binoculars!
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Dang man, you still got the other 28! Didn’t you say you needed more service hours too?
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You’re right, I’m signing up right now.
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