Oralia

She is a very beautiful, smart,funny and much more she can be evil and kind sometimes but don't get in her way or else she will get mad at beat u.

Your such a oralia

by Fortnite_pro_ September 16, 2018

Oprah's minions

The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.

I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.

by Lovekraft December 31, 2008

Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.

OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab

by traumaturgist July 31, 2011

night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011

Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

by velvet67 July 31, 2009

oralgami

the art of chewing candy wrappers and spitting out folded shapes

putting a starburst wrapper in your mouth and spitting out a perfectly folded oralgami swan.

by johnodonovan March 8, 2008

Oralgasm

To uncontrollably make orgasmic noises while eating food that is extremely good.

Bob: "Boy, this food is good."
Cindy: "Yes! Mmm. Yes! Yes! Oh... so good."
Bob: "Gosh. Looks like you're having an oralgasm."

by Richard Tommy May 2, 2009