i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

Drain the Omelete

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

omelette

"I am going to let"

I should bust a cap in yo' ass, but omelette this one slide.

by The White Hat July 6, 2003

Omletting

An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.

Hey did you hear that Eddie got a good omletting from the kids at the birthday party?

by Eddie Van Bonkhertz May 16, 2019

Ghetto Omelette

The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.

Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.

by Mickey Bricks March 8, 2009

devil's omelet

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.

i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.

by oldbooksmell April 22, 2011