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night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.
The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.
by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011
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Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
by velvet67 July 31, 2009
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Oprah Normal

Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a furniture catalog. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
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oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.
Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.
by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007
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Oprahtastic

Something so utterly amazing that only Oprah can be used to describe it
Person 1: Hey dude, Its now legal to marry fish
Person 2: OMG thats so utterly Oprahtastic!
by David Ritchie January 16, 2009
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Oprahnomics

A contemporary economic theory founded originally in 2004 by Oprah Winfrey and popularised in early 2020 by the US government and its Federal Reserve Bank counterpart.

The main tenets of Oprahnomics include:

- Everyone gets a Bailout
- Helicopter Money
- Eternally Zero/Negative Interest Rate Policy
- Yield Curve Control

In this system the government must always maintain a steady growth of debt-to-GDP, increasing the the ratio by a minimum of 25% per annum. The central bank owns the majority of financial assets in circulation and has a dual mandate to:

1) Maximise stock market gains
2) Keep CPI below 3% to disguise asset price inflation

Wide-scale implementation of Oprahnomics began in the United States shortly after the outbreak of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic in early 2020. It was realised when the predominant neo-Keynesian tendencies of central bank economists transitioned into full-fledged Oprahnomics in collaboration with Donald Trump's administration.

The biggest proponents of Oprahnomics today include the Fed, BoE, BoJ, ECB and their government counterparts. Oprahnomics has been described characteristically as a technocratic system composed of elements deriving from plutocracy and corporatism.
Example : Unemployment is at a historical high, but the dow is up 8%. That's simple Oprahnomics!
by The Amur Leopard April 24, 2020
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Oprahgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Oprah excitation, usually by screaming Oprah Winfrey Show audience members, but sometimes home-viewers as well.
We tuned into Oprah's Favorite Things episode simply to witness the multiple Oprahgasms.
by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009
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